Our first quarantine episode, complete with nipple tattoos, self care tips, and a ridiculous new game. Enjoy, friends!
Anti aging beauty treatments and the need for a good old fashioned reset.
Welp, if nothing else we’ve realized that we pick the weirdest shit to follow through on, while blowing off every project we actually thought would be valuable. No, we didn’t do something new for the first time, or actually start our days with meditation. But we sure did go all the way with […]
“Mark My Words” Ashley was the first to inform us that the eighties are making a comeback. She showed us a photo she’d taken a few days prior. She thought she looked like this: I thought she looked like this: She actually looked like this. You be the judge. Once again. Let’s all thank […]
New Year, New Season The Beauty stole the show with her Barbara Walters getup and 2020 updates. And Xylophone. We got some sad news about Grey’s Anatomy and some funny news about Jillian Michaels. Kera Whata? Do you know what Keratosis Pilaris is? Probably not. But chances are you have it. Like […]
Season One, Done! Welcome to the last episode of 2019, and the final episode of season one. If you’ve been around since the beginning, thanks for sticking with us! If you’re new, welcome to the shit show! More Music, and Foraged During our last episode Ashley made her Xylophone debut, which we continue to […]
Right off the bat, Ashley played name that tune. And at exactly one minute in, I figured out what she was playing. We’re interested to see if anyone else knows where this tune is from, or if, once again, we’re in our own little Beauty and The Bleep world over here. So please, please, […]
You know how sometimes you sit down with your best friend and she tells a funny story, which reminds you of a funny story which reminds her of a funny story, and it just continues like that for hours? Yeah. That’s this episode. We zigged. we zagged. We discussed everything except what we intended […]
First, Tyler’s Birthday… OMG, You guys! Tyler turned 38, and I was suuuuuper excited to use that opportunity to beat him at his own game! I found a way to tell him about his Beer Drop subscription before his birthday. I wish I had been recording video when I pulled that off. His […]
A Productivity Hack From The Beaut So the majority of this episode is all about just how crazy I am. Again. But before we got into that, Ashley provided us with a quick productivity hack. Not snoozing + no social media = higher levels of productivity Who’d have thunk it?? I mean it makes sense, […]